[Nece]

One time my mother called me a son of a bitch, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother.

This is a joke.

[Received]

I had to read this 6 times in order to connect the sentence to my brain.

10/10 would read again